Category: Stories

HUFF   PlayStation’s broken. Dad threw it at Donna. It hit the wall and fell into Angelina’s dish right when she was drinking. Real funny. But then it didn’t work. That wasn’t funny. We plugged it in right away and it didn’t work. Then we left it. When we came back it still didn’t work. […]

Sometimes people ask me what I do for a living. (Actually they ask me where I work.) I’m a writer and performer. Unfortunately my love of both has left me without much proficiency for either. If you set aside any one thing that I’d do and Now Magazine could easily name me as one of the worst artists […]